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Less than 24 hours after Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen flatly insisted (read: fucking lied) that the Trump administration does not have a policy of “separating families at the border,” Fox News was on the case Monday morning, backing up Nielsen’s obviously bogus claim with some “expert” “analysis” of their own.

Take it away, Steve Doocy!

Some truly airtight and unimpeachable circular logic at work here.

In other news, there are actually five fingers, Soylent green is just a high-energy plankton, and everything is totally fine.