What, you say? The conditions in these border patrol stations are most certainly not like a house party? Because these people haven’t been able to leave for weeks, and therefore can’t go to a residence of their own to shower and shave and put on a pair of clean clothes??

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Then what about a hotel!? A hotel with 10 people to a room and one bathroom for each room, where you can actually close the door instead of urinating in front of other people, and sleep comfortably in queen-sized beds, and leave the room because you’re in a fucking hotel and not a detention facility. What about that??

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My god, this man can’t stop thinking about his Fourth of July vacation in the Hamptons.