Gaze in Horror at the Pentagon's World Emoji Day Video

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Today, if you didn’t already know, is “World Emoji Day”—a lighthearted holiday dedicated to smiling yellow faces, phallic eggplants, and caricatured piles of poop.


To mark this auspicious event, here’s a fun little video courtesy of those zany goofballs over at the, uh...Department of Defense:

Another thing the fox might say is: There are still around 15,000 U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan, stuck actively fighting an endless war more than 10,000 miles away from home. 🤔🤔🤔

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