As someone who’s gone to multiple weddings—and has been in a handful of wedding parties—I can tell you that they’re all kinds of boring. There’s only so many times you can hear 1 Corinthians 13:4-8 (“Love is patient, love is kind, blah blah blah) before you’re overcome with a strong desire to end it all.
Adam Bohn, founder of video game company Artix, did not have a boring wedding. Rather than subject guests to a snorefest, he and his now-wife Michelle put on quite a spectacle that included a sword fight, Iron Man, Batman, and WWE legend Jimmy Hart.
The best part? Michelle paid for the whole thing. You take good care of her, Adam. She’s a keeper.
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.