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What do you think of when you think of George Stephanopoulos? Maybe you think of last night’s interview with James Comey. Maybe The War Room. Maybe that one episode of Friends. Well now, you have one more thing to add to your list: a man who love to fuck. But not just fuck: fuck a lot. And not just with anyone: with his wife Ali Wentworth.

Much like Comey, Wentworth has a new book coming out later this month, and it is just bursting at the seams with some hot goss. Apparently Wentworth and Stephanopoulos have a marriage and sex life so enviable (or maybe offensive?) that Wentworth has “lost friends,” who are presumably dealing with their own dreadful relationships, over it. Via Page Six, because where else:

She recalls, “The absolute lowest moment for me is when the time arrives for the fateful question: ‘How often do you and your husband have sex?’ I have lost friends with this question.”

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Hm, maybe that speaks more to the quality of the friendships.

She writes that before answering, she “takes a deep breath” and “spit[s] it out. And then the women gasp and scream like I’ve confessed that I shot my dog.

Wow, just like Sex and the City!

One of them always slams her fist down on the table; a woman’s wine glass once smashed in her hand. I’m sorry! We’re hot for each other. Jesus!”

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This is dumb and ridiculously cinematic—even for the apparently sex-starved elite women of New York who may or may not also want to fuck Rudy Giuliani. Clearly Wentworth is teasing everyone, trying to get an entire nation to ask one question: How many times do you have to bone for someone to shatter a wine glass in one hand. But for some reason that doesn’t bother me–unless it was literally over a dozen times a day, which would be staggering, but not in a sex-shaming way. Oh, and handies don’t count.

Props to Wentworth for cashing in on a trope older than Golden Girls and finding something new in the world’s most boring topic: middle-aged white people fucking. A day will come when the idea of women having sex the way they want and how often they want won’t be so shocking in an of itself. But until that day comes, we all have to live with the fact that George Stephanopoulos? He fucks. Often.