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"When a student is exhausted…the Note Pillow is a dream come true."

That's the tagline on a new absurd product idea called The Note Pillow.

Fusion received a story pitch for the pillow with the subject line: Sleeping in class has never been more comfortable.

Never mind the fact that students probably shouldn't be snoozing through lecture, the product promises to turn a notebook into a comfortable pillow for weary college kids everywhere.

As of 11:15 am ET on Monday, a Kickstarter campaign to fund the venture has zero backers, but don't worry, the pitch says, the "Note Pillow is sure to be the hottest accessory across cafeterias in America."

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Riiiiight.

If that line doesn't convince you, maybe this *excellent* video will.

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Ready to place an order? You can buy one online for (of course) $9.99! You even have a choice between red or blue. You know, so you don't commit the cardinal sin of clashing with your notebook while you sleep through class.

Emily DeRuy is a Washington, D.C.-based associate editor, covering education, reproductive rights, and inequality. A San Francisco native, she enjoys Giants baseball and misses Philz terribly.