What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:
The kid responsible for the bomb scare at Harvard? Yeah, he did it to get out of a final.
#WhatTheFlorida: babysitter accidentally burns child's face with an iron, proceeds to take the kid to a parade.
Who cares if Santa Claus is white. He might soon be replaced by drones anyway.
Migrants in Qatar building skyscrapers are going hungry and have gone a year without getting paid.
Cybercriminals are going after the super-wealthy and their pockets.
Yet another Bitcoin stumble caused by China.
This is kind of funny, but only because I'm a terrible person and find solace and comfort in the macabre: a man who won a trip on Ellen dies on said trip from a skydiving accident.
Not sure how this constitutes as journalism, but okay. Woman gives up jogging in order to have a "perkier bottom."
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.