Here are 10 suggested locations for Donald Trump's super special one-man debate

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Donald Trump will not be participating in the seventh Republican presidential debate because, according to a campaign statement, "Roger Ailes and FOX News think they can toy with him, but Mr. Trump doesn’t play games."

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Instead, he will be hosting an alternate event that will compete with the debate. A real one-man show.

But last-minute planning can be rough. With just 24 hours to pull this thing together, Trump may need some help selecting a location.

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Here are 10 ideas for the current Republican frontrunner.

This compost pile in San Francisco.

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That door Kate Winslet floated on while Leonardo DiCaprio froze to death in Titanic.

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Mordor.

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Next to this cute lil rusty ol' car in Iowa.

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Inside that bathroom with Robert Durst.

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On that island Tom Hanks got stuck on in Castaway.

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This porta potty.

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On the neck of Martin O'Malley's guitar.

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Inside this dumpster with some tough street cats.

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At the now-foreclosed Trump Hotel in Manhattan's SoHo neighborhood.

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Good luck, Donald!

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