Here are 10 suggested locations for Donald Trump's super special one-man debate

Donald Trump will not be participating in the seventh Republican presidential debate because, according to a campaign statement, "Roger Ailes and FOX News think they can toy with him, but Mr. Trump doesn’t play games."

Instead, he will be hosting an alternate event that will compete with the debate. A real one-man show.

But last-minute planning can be rough. With just 24 hours to pull this thing together, Trump may need some help selecting a location.

Here are 10 ideas for the current Republican frontrunner.

This compost pile in San Francisco.

That door Kate Winslet floated on while Leonardo DiCaprio froze to death in Titanic.

Mordor.

Next to this cute lil rusty ol' car in Iowa.

Inside that bathroom with Robert Durst.

On that island Tom Hanks got stuck on in Castaway.

This porta potty.

On the neck of Martin O'Malley's guitar.

Inside this dumpster with some tough street cats.

At the now-foreclosed Trump Hotel in Manhattan's SoHo neighborhood.

Good luck, Donald!