The 2016 Republican National Convention speakers list was released on Thursday morning, and it brings together luminaries from the worlds of politics, tech, mediocre athletics, face-punching, and family members of Donald Trump.
What unites these disparate? Well, for one thing: a penchant for sending horrible, offensive, or nonsensical tweets.
Here is a list of actual, incredible tweets sent by people who will be speaking at the national convention of the Party of Lincoln, including a handful by the man of the hour, presumptive Republican nominee Donald J. Trump.
Donald Trump Jr. (son of Donald J. Trump)
Antonio Sabáto Jr. (soap opera actor, male model)
Pam Bondi (Florida Attorney General, Anderson Cooper interview subject)
Reince Priebus (RNC chair, broken man)
Ted Cruz (Texas Senator, former Donald Trump punching bag)
Dana White (UFC President, once got owned online by a teen)
Newt Gingrich (former House Speaker, zoo enthusiast)
Donald J. Trump (presumptive Republican nominee for President, failed vodka salesman)
Here's hoping the actual show will be half as entertaining!