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A selection of headlines.

“Who’s Going To Tell Trump That His Idol Andrew Jackson Owned Slaves?”

“The Liberal Media Doesn’t Respect You”

“here you go!”

“Watch a U.S. Attorney Go From Untrustworthy to Trustworthy With This One Weird Trick”

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“Tired of ‘Covfefe’? Sean Spicer Just Blew This Whole Thing Wiiiiiide Open”

“For the Love of Christ, Do Not Make a Crash-like Movie About Michael Brown’s Killing”

“This Is What a Hero Looks Like”

“Donald Trump Doesn’t Give a Shit About You”

“Donald Trump Is a New Yorker”

“ECLIPSE???”

“Who Are You Talking To?”

“Test”

“Ban Men.”

“Sue the Government”

“This Is Not a Funny Halloween Costume”

“Red States Wake Up”

“The Ten Most Evil American Families”

“DO NOT PUBLISH: Alleged Pedophile Elected to U.S. Senate”

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“Don’t Set Dangerous Traps for the Person Stealing Your Packages”