Here Are Your Acceptable Media Narratives for the 2018 Florida Governor's Race

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Last night, Andrew Gillum and Ron DeSantis won the Democratic and Republican primaries for governor in Florida, setting up what will be, for the political press corps, the most easily narrative-ized political race in the country. This shit is really being set up on a tee.

ACCEPTABLE MEDIA NARRATIVES FOR THIS RACE THAT YOU WILL HEAR ENDLESSLY BETWEEN NOW AND NOVEMBER

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You can stay home and write these stories for the next two months. Florida actually stays very humid right through October.

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Hamilton Nolan

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