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You’ve gotta hand it to walking colostomy bag Lindsey Graham: There’s no one else in Washington who crams quite as much unadulterated bullshit into such a small frame.

Faced on Thursday with the fact that he had once famously declared that any attempt by president Donald Trump to fire (now-fired former) Attorney General Jeff Sessions would result in “hell to pay,” Graham insisted to Fox News’ Martha MacCallum that, actually, it’s all good! Nothing to see here, after all!

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“So, when was that? What year was that?” Graham, feigning innocence, asked MacCallum, after she played the clip of his Old Testament-style proclamation.

It was from July 2017, MacCallum reminded him, adding: “Things have changed.”

Indeed, ol’ Lindsey has had a hell of a year since then, complete with psychotic breakdowns, idiotic bro-fights, and super-duper racism. So, maybe he genuinely doesn’t remember pretending to give a shit about Sessions, Special Counsel Robert Mueller, or the concept of having anything other than a jello mold where his spine used to be.

Or, perhaps he’s simply come to accept his true self: A complete toady for Donald Trump, who is willing to debase himself day after day for the privilege of kissing the president’s ring in order to get a few more precious moments on TV..