Today the president, Donald Trump, got back on his plane, Air Force One, with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. It’s a short video, but I am going to embed it multiple times in this story because it’s an extremely good video.
At first, when I clicked on this video, I was thinking, nah, it’s probably something else, like a scrap of other garbage or a weird glitch of the TV feed or something, and it’s just people on the internet projecting their desires for Trump to do something so classically embarrassing. But then I watched it, and, no, I’m pretty sure that’s TP!
Let’s have another look:
I really don’t know what else that could be! Trump is also leaving his presidential limousine, the Beast, which has a fridge full of donor blood but does not, as far as I can tell from a few minutes of Googling, have a bathroom, so he didn’t use a toilet in the car. That means he’s been several different places since he last visited the bathroom, and no one told him about this, which as several people pointed out on Twitter, is pretty sad.
I haven’t been able to find the original source to this footage, so sound off in the comments if you see it attributed anywhere.