tfw you’re gonna get to do a War
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I know the last 12 hours or so since it was announced that John Bolton would be Donald Trump’s new national security adviser have been pretty scary, but don’t worry, it’s all good! Yes, CNN’s Kaitlan Collins did report that Bolton told Trump he “wouldn’t start any wars,” but that was just a scary fake news false alarm. An anonymous source close to Bolton told Axios’ Jonathan Swan Friday morning that Bolton made no such grand promise.

Man, for a whole night there I thought we might not have any new wars. Scary!!!