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On Monday, the Toronto police and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced that they're cooperating on the Ashley Madison investigation, and that the FBI is "taking the lead on the network intrusion investigation."

Meanwhile, the searches on ashley.cynic.al are still coming, at a rate of thousands of searches per hour. And all over the world, the fallout continues. People who considered themselves happily married are now miserable. Divorce lawyers are circling, as are class action lawyers. Police say that two unconfirmed reports of suicides have been linked to the leak. Extortionists are targeting people exposed by the hack, saying they'll expose them to family and friends unless they pay up in Bitcoin. Journalists have started combing through the hack for government officials, lawyers, bankers, and "famous people." The Pentagon is looking through the hack for military users, noting that adultery can be a criminal offense under military law. Thousands of users that appear to be from Saudi Arabia were found in the database; adultery is a crime punishable by death there.

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Had an anonymous band of programmers not stepped in to build tools to make this information easily accessible, the secrets from Ashley Madison's hack may never have been unlocked, except by the most skilled searchers. It might have remained on the Dark Web, a batch of terrible secrets that you would never have had to think about discovering. The information would certainly have been combed over by journalists looking for newsworthy users and by extortionists seeking to blackmail those exposed, but not casually by people's neighbors and co-workers.

But this is the nature of modern hacks. An inscrutable data dump draws in helpful technologists who want everyone to have access to information, not just sophisticated computer users. Their tools, in turn, attract rubberneckers who can't help but peek. In the future, other big hacks will almost certainly follow the same pattern. First comes the leak. Then, the tools to parse it. Then, the panic.