This past Saturday, Pierce Bush, grandson of George H. W. Bush and nephew of George W. Bush, a war criminal who paints dogs and people now, married his fiancé, Sarahbeth Melton. The wedding took place at Garden of the Gods in Colorado, an objectively beautiful place for a wedding or for when you have family in town and they want to see beautiful things but don’t want to get out of the car.
Anyway, yes, Uncle Dubya attended the wedding and reception. The former president appeared in a guest’s Instagram post, “throwing” “down” on the dance floor, doing what can be described as a robot temporarily malfunctioning, while the wedding band played a cover of Dead Or Alive’s “You Spin Me Round (Like a Record).” You can watch above until your eyes bleed.
And so, the former leader of our nation left it all on the floor, showing us once and for all that after a decade after he and a complicit media spun the Iraq war into the disaster that’s still playing out today, the man! can! spin (you right round baby right round)! Stiiiiill got it!!!