Above is a photo of Attorney General Jeff Sessions reading the book It’s Not Easy Being a Bunny to a bunch of children at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll on Monday.
This picture—of Sessions looking even more like an evil henchman than usual—raises some questions: Is he about to turn these kids into a stew? Is he about to give them a pair of cursed red shoes that will make them dance until they die? Will he spin straw into gold in exchange for these children’s future first-born sons and then fly away on a cooking ladle? It’s hard to say.