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If you're a Muslim astronaut and you're assigned to a mission to Mars, you're breaking Islamic law, according to some religious officials.

True Detective has some seriously obsessed fans.

The decline of tobacco users is forcing farmers to now grow chickpeas. So I guess we're replacing cigarettes with hummus now?

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These are the four most attractive types of people in New York City according to OKCupid.

Thieves in Australia steal giant mango.

A company called Q-Warrior is developing a Google Glass-like device for the military, bringing a technology first popularized in 1980s action films one step closer to reality.

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Here's a parody/mashup of Seinfeld and Super Mario Bros. because Monday:

Moviefone is pulling the plug on its phone services, will instead be a mobile app.

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Mysterious new illness that's basically like polio but can't be fought using the polio vaccine affecting kids in California.

Do Olympics ever break even?

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.