Islam Authorities Place Fatwa on Going to Mars

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If you’re a Muslim astronaut and you’re assigned to a mission to Mars, you’re breaking Islamic law, according to some religious officials.

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Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He’s also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.