Ivanka Trump Unironically Celebrates Refugee-Themed Holiday

Ivanka Trump would like the world to know that she and unnervingly muscular husband Jared Kushner are 100% on top of this whole Passover thing—exodus, freedom, the works.

Perhaps during her family’s seder, Ivanka (or, better yet, one of the little Trumplets!) could add a fifth question to the proceedings just for her father: Would the exodus-era Israelites—a group seeking refuge from unimaginable hardships in the Middle East—need some sort of “extreme vetting” to enter the U.S., or would they simply be banned altogether?