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It seems that former FBI Director James Comey has been touring his useless book, A Higher Loyalty, for so long that he’s reaching way back into the couch cushions of his mind for fresh material.

What other explanation could there be for the dubious and chilling anecdote Comey wheeled out for PBS Newshour?:

Comey said he also listens to Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar, whom his kids like. He also favors Beyonce, recounting to the Newshour an FBI briefing he once received on a counterintelligence case called “Sandcastles.”

“They always have weird code names,” he said. “It was ‘Sandcastles,’ and so I said ‘Beyonce!’ And I was the only one in the room who had any idea what I was talking about. People were like ‘What?’ I said, ‘We built sandcastles’… Honest to God, I sung like that.”

Honest to God! Yeah, OK. First, I don’t believe that James Comey listens to Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar. Second, I don’t believe he has a deep familiarity with the album tracks on Lemonade. Third, I don’t want to believe in a world where James Comey sings Beyoncé to a bunch of FBI demons. He’s taken so much from us already—can’t he leave her out of this???