Let Them Eat Paper Towels

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Weeks after Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico, President Donald Trump flew to the island on Tuesday.

After making remarks at a press event about how expensive it is to help restore electricity and provide necessary medical care and food to millions of Americans, Trump visited Calvary Chapel in Guaynabo, where he chucked supplies into the crowd like he was a T-shirt cannon operator doing an impression of a child basketball player.

The White House press pool described the “well-staged event” as “a surreal scene.”

“Then in his best Stephen Curry impersonation,” pool reporter Adrian Carrasquillo wrote, “Trump held up his arm and softly shot paper towels into the crowd, which they enjoyed.”

Here’s what that looked like:

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Now experience that surreality, as told by Ephesians 6:11-16.

Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

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Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

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Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

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And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

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Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.

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Let Them Eat Paper Towels

Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.

Stand therefore, having your loins girt about with truth, and having on the breastplate of righteousness;

And your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace;

Above all, taking the shield of faith, wherewith ye shall be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked.