Advertisement

Smith’s story is very straightforward, but his live Twitter feed from covering the event captures the utter strangeness of it all much better. Apparently, Steve Watkins, the Republican candidate Bannon was stumping for, didn’t want anything to do with the rally either.

Advertisement

This is bleak. A huge chunk of the people weren’t even Bannon fans (Smith also noted that the Democrats had a plant in attendance at one point):

About 25 people attended the rally at the Holiday Inn Express on US-24 highway, including a small contingent of event organizers and individuals following Bannon for a documentary.

Advertisement

Here he is, baby, two collared shirts and all.

Advertisement

Also, while the AP photo at the top of this post is from a completely different rally earlier this month, Bannon is wearing almost exactly the same outfit, which is also the same as the one he’s wearing in the header image for this post from May! (The jacket might be very slightly different, which, if it is, would also be weird—why have two almost-identical jackets?)

Just last week, Bannon was in Staten Island, doing the same shitalso for almost no attendees! Is this fun for Bannon? Is this his idea of a vacation? Either he is playing some kind of truly six-dimensional politics chess or like, man, the guy needs a new hobby. I guess we’ll find out next week.