Let's make 'Pawnee, Indiana Jones' a thing!

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If you’ve had your ear to the ground for hot movie news, you know that it’s been a big week for announcing ’80s franchise remakes. The lady-powered reboot of Ghostbusters broke the internet, and shortly after, rumors started swirling about Chris Pratt donning a brown fedora for the next generation of Indiana Jones films.

This, of course, spawned “Pawnee, Indiana Jones,” or Us Fantasizing About Other Chris Pratt Characters as a Foxy Mr. Jones. Pratt plays Andy Dwyer, a lovable dope, on Parks and Recreation. By simply adding his character’s funniest quotes to Indiana Jones gifs, we get something truly magical:

Or how about:

The possibilities are truly endless. And while “Pawnee, Indiana Jones” is pretty much perfect, there’s also room for the very handsome “Star Lord Jones”a mashup of Pratt’s role in last summer’s smash hit, Guardians of the Galaxy and the formidable Mr. Indiana Jones:

and my personal favorite:

Peter Quill’s alter ego and Indiana Jones pair well because they’re kiiiiinda both womanizers who mostly succeed in spite of themselves.

Either way I’m super stoked to be seeing more of Chris Pratt *wink wink*. In the meantime, he’ll be handsome and silly this summer in Jurassic World.

Akilah Hughes is a comedian, YouTuber, and staff writer and producer for Fusion’s culture section. You can almost always find her waxing poetic about memes and using too many emojis.

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