Let's Pick a New National Anthem
LatestThe California chapter of the NAACP is pushing to ban “The Star-Spangled Banner” as the national anthem, saying the song is racist.
“This song is wrong,” chapter president Alice Huffman told the station. “It should never have been there, and just like we didn’t have it until 1931, it won’t kill us if it goes away.”
Huffman has a point. Many people know that Francis Scott Key wrote “The Star-Spangled Banner” after witnessing the Battle of Baltimore in 1814, when American troops defended Fort McHenry against a British onslaught by land and sea. But most people don’t know about the song’s forgotten third verse, in which Key glories in the suffering and death of black slaves who dared to fight for the British in opposition to their own captivity:
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
On top of the song’s problematic origin and lyrics, it’s just not very catchy. For these reasons, we, the staff of Splinter, have decided that it is time for American citizens to choose a new national anthem. And while our new anthem probably won’t catalyze the struggle for racial justice, it could still be a banger.
Our humble submissions are below.
Dodai Stewart: “What the World Needs Now Is Love Sweet Love” by Dionne Warwick
Aleks Chan: “I Hope You Dance” by Lee Ann Womack
Isha Aran: “Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)” by Sly and the Family Stone Rafi Schwartz: “We Care A Lot” by Faith No More Hamilton Nolan: “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” by Bobby McFerrin Libby Watson: “Frolic (Theme from Curb Your Enthusiasm)”by Luciano Michelini Dave Uberti: “Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent (Dave adds: “It screams ‘America’ to me because it sounds cool, but also makes me wonder if I’m a terrible fucking person—in this case, for liking a song by Ted Nugent.”) Emma Roller: “Work It” by Missy Elliott (I couldn’t decide between this and Hey Ya)What do you think should be America’s new national anthem? Sound off in the comments, Splinter fam!