Lindsey Graham Has a Big Ol' Chuckle at Our President's Wet Noodle Brain

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It’s important to laugh, innit? You’ve gotta laugh. If you don’t laugh you’ll cry, laughter is the best medicine, etc. Just let loose and have a big ol’ chuckle. That’s what Sen. Lindsey Graham, whose week has mostly consisted of shouting at random people, did in this Washington Post profile. He really let it all out and had a good old laugh at something I think we can all agree is absolutely hilarious:

Shortly after Trump was elected, he invited Graham to the White House for a chat. They ate lunch with Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and national security adviser H.R. McMaster, beside a flat-screen television tuned to Fox News.

Graham said the president had wanted to get his thoughts on national security, the subject that Graham considers his specialty. So, he told the president his two biggest concerns were Iran and North Korea, at which point, the television started showing archived footage of North Korean missile launches. The president, Graham said, worried that this was happening in real time.

“That’s old footage, old footage!” Graham said he told him, laughing now at the memory.


Ho ho ho! Chortle chortle! Our president has a brain like a pile of wet noodles! He’s so addled that he can be led to believe one of our major international rivals with whom we’re constantly almost going to war is testing new missiles by what he sees on the teevee! If THAT doesn’t make you laugh, I can’t help ya!!!

But seriously folks, the president’s brain is cheese.


I guess we don’t talk about this anymore after the drunk guy said he had a great brain, but uh, the president is really not mentally all there. He doesn’t think so good anymore. He needs other people to tell him that things on the TV might not be live. We’re this close to the gorilla channel becoming real.

Splinter politics writer.

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