The concept of British “no-go zones” has thrilled and terrified right wingers for years, and anti-Islam figures like UKIP leader Nigel Farage and Tommy Robinson have become popular figures among the American right. American conservatives have also developed a bizarre fixation with “saving” Britain specifically from Islam—maybe because of our close relationship and general American Anglophilia, maybe just because we share a language.

Unfortunately, I’m not authorized to speak to America on behalf of the United Kingdom, but on my own behalf: Piss off, Andy.