Lone Hero Reportedly Calls Stephen Miller a 'Fascist' at Mexican Restaurant

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This site’s stance on shaming extremely bad public figures is, by now, well known and also correct. So it is with heart aflutter that I must inform you: a lone, as-yet-unnamed hero confronted White House adviser Stephen Miller at a Mexican restaurant in DC to let him know he’s definitely a “fascist.”

Sources told the ever-dogged Page Six Wednesday that Miller was dining at Espita Mezcaleria in the capital city’s Shaw neighborhood—a rapidly gentrifying historically black neighborhood—on Sunday, two nights before Homeland Security chief Kirstjen Nielsen’s leisurely dinner (also at a Mexican restaurant—what is wrong with these people?) was foiled by protesters who wanted to let her know they would prefer children not be kept in cages.

According to the paper, the customer confronted Miller by saying: “Hey look guys, whoever thought we’d be in a restaurant with a real-life fascist begging [for] money for new cages?”


The report continued:

Miller didn’t respond and scurried away, the witness said.

But he didn’t leave the restaurant — unlike Nielsen, who abandoned DXDC Cocina Mexicana on Tuesday when protesters marched in chanting “shame!”

“Scurried away.” Isn’t that just like a rat.

Managing Editor, Splinter

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