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I’m not sure how much more explicit I can be about what you’re about to see, but just in case you missed the headline, here is some fantastic footage of a lowrider car fight. That’s right. Apparently that’s a thing.

The clip was recorded at the 2013 edition of the Custom Sounds Texas Heat Wave, an annual car show event that’s been going on for roughly 25 years.

I grew up in South Texas (RGV represent!), so lowrider culture isn’t anything new for me. That said, this is certainly the first time I’ve ever seen such a wondrous event, and to be quite honest, I can’t explain how it came to be. It just is, so sit back and enjoy the hydraulic-enhanced Chevrolet Cutlasses do their thing.

Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.