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The good, the bad and the ugly of Twitter is oh-so entertaining, especially when 'Captain Obvious' hacks mainstream media accounts. Here's our list of the latest newsie headlines that forgot to add #captainobvioustweet.

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…Seriously, there are planets out there beyond our solar system?



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…Yea girlfriends, nerds, suspected queer classmates, teachers, their own parents and anyone else who passes them in the hallway. Remember - hurt people, hurt people.



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…All you got was a lousy t-shirt? No kidding. When will we all learn, Kickstarter rewards are NOT investments? Don’t expect the 20 dollars you donated to have actually bought you 1000 shares in the company’s stock.



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…Just now? Hey Captain Obvious – House of Cards premiered like a year ago.




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…Their has to be something wrong with there assessment.



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…Wow! When 50% of the population does well it helps the nation as a whole? Still, it’s nice to be reminded.



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…Instead of interns running to Starbucks, they’ll be busting down the door to Dunkin Donuts?



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…How about - pregnancy happens:



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…We already knew plants were going to take over the world and hypnotize people into killing themselves, M. Night Shyamalan said so:



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…So then, perhaps reminding pilots not to turn off the transponder is appropriate too?



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…Production Assistants throw Pledge at each other heads?



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