WHOA! on Last night's Mad Men, Megan Draper went in. Before reading any further, press play on the early 2000s betrayed woman's anthem, "Hit Em Up Style (Oops!)" and get into Megan Draper's head space in the most recent episode:
Megan and Don's inevitable divorce was finalized after dragging along for a couple of unhappy seasons. After demanding $500 to fly herself, mother and sister to NYC to move her stuff out of Don's apartment, the estranged couple met up and some pretty harsh words were said:
Don appeared unshaken, handing Megan a fat ass check for $1,000,000.
If 👏 he 👏 mess 👏 up 👏 , you 👏 gotta 👏 hit 👏 em 👏 up 👏.
Harry Crane was a heap of human garbage and propositioned Megan for sex. She chugged her free glass of wine like a champ and left him looking like the douchey Mr. Potato-head he is:
Megan's mom, the boozy Marie Calvet proved her only raison d'être was to expertly rob Don Draper blind and sleep with Roger Sterling and his gratuitous stache.
Nothing left but the wine stain on the carpet. Yikes.
Total haul: $1,000,000 + glass of chardonnay + $200 more to move EVERYTHING OUT + thousands of dollars worth of furniture, cookware, clothes, and pretty much everything. DAMN. Blu would be proud.
Images via AMC.
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