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On Monday, First Lady Melania Trump unveiled the White House’s Christmas theme—“Time-Honored Traditions.” And, judging by the looks of the White House’s decorations, those “traditions” are white. Very, very white.

Lots of white going on here.

And here.

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And here!

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Barron Trump helped his mother welcome the White House Christmas tree.

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Barron also makes an appearance in the White House Christmas booklet, wearing a jaunty red scarf.

It took a whole lot of work to make the White House this, well... white!!

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The First Lady also met some children from Joint Base Andrews, at least one of whom said she looked like “an angel.”

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Has there ever been an example of a group of children falling under the spell of a beautiful, powerful woman dressed in white, to ill effect? Nope, can’t think of any!!

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