Melania Trump Too Busy With 'Being a Mom' and 'Future Projects' to Watch Stormy Daniels Interview 

On Sunday night, a nation came together to see whether or not adult film actress and director Stormy Daniels would tell us about the president’s junk on 60 Minutes. It seemed like everyone and their mom tuned in to the interview, but there was one mom who apparently didn’t: First Lady Melania Trump, who was allegedly too busy fulfilling her motherly duties to watch her husband’s alleged mistress continue to run the show.

In lieu of an actual comment on the interview, Trump’s spokesperson told NBC’s Peter Alexander that Melania was too “focused on being a mom” to watch, not at all a dig at Daniels, whose own daughter was allegedly included in a threat by a man telling her to “leave Trump alone” back in 2011.

This is somewhat confusing because by virtue of having given birth, “being a mom” is a constant state of being for Melania Trump? This is like saying you, a human, are “focusing on being a human.” And what are these “future projects” Melania is working on? Is it more cyberbullying stuff? Is she dropping an album? Launching a new lifestyle podcast? Perhaps creating a macaroni portrait of herself, a mom?

There are so many possibilities for these future projects, but as we all know from movies like Stepmom, Brave, Mamma Mia!, Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again, and Carrie, the biggest project of them all? Being a mom.