Mike Pence: America Will FUCK MARS UP

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On Thursday, Vice President Mike Pence detailed the Trump administration’s policy toward outer space in a speech delivered at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, FL.


There, standing before rocket scientists, engineers, and astronautical professionals, Pence promised to “put American boots on the face of Mars.”

Right in your stupid fucking face, Mars! America! (WHOMP!)

The Trump Administration has proposed more than half a billion dollars in cuts to NASA’s budget for 2018.

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