Mister Police Aubrey O’Day Gave Us All the Clues

Two days ago, Us Weekly reported that future divorcé Donald Trump Jr.—a rich man personally but nevertheless a poor man’s Jason Sudeikis—had an affair with former Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day while they both appeared on the fifth season of Celebrity Apprentice back in 2011. Neither party has officially confirmed the affair, but, in retrospect, it’s clear that O’Day was doing something with some guy. We know this because O’Day was as far from subtle about it as it is possible to be.

Not only did O’Day include a track called “DJT” (Trump’s damn initials!!) on her debut album in 2013, she also recorded a remix of Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used To Know,” changing the lyrics to explicitly describe having an affair with a married man.

Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you told me that your marriage was a lie
Told me that I brought you back to life
Couldn’t live without me by your side
Didn’t care about the sex, you begged to fuck my mind

You can get addicted to a certain kind of madness
You’d love to be a man your life just won’t allow
You said that was the reason for your pain
But you were scared to ruin your family’s name
Your wife’s the only one glad we are over

I’m sure you’re attempting to scrub the image of Don Jr. begging to fuck someone’s mind from your brain, but now footage from an unreleased music video for the song has surfaced over at TMZ and features O’Day naked with words like “cheater,” “affair,” “hate,” “loyal,” and “seduction,” painted on her body.

But the paper trail doesn’t end there! The Daily Mail, which has really risen to the occasion with all this junk, unearthed a picture O’Day tweeted back in March of 2012, featuring the feet of her and a mystery man.

The tweet reads, “My babe is protecting my feet from bunions attacks. True Love Feet,” and after a lot of foot digging, the Daily Mail has claimed that the feet look remarkably similar to those of Donald J. Trump Jr. The outlet went so far as to create a SLIDER so you can compare the anonymous foot with Don Jr.’s. Wow.

Also back in 2012, O’Day appeared as a guest on the Wendy Williams Show, where Williams asked O’Day if there were sparks between her and Eric Trump—who, along with Ivanka and Don Jr., was a judge on Celebrity Apprentice. O’Day brushed it off, saying Eric was too corny. She made no mention of Don Jr. Wonder why???

Astonishingly, that’s not it. O’Day really liked talking about this stuff. In December of 2012, she made an appearance on the podcast “Risk!” and shared a story about how, while filming a “show,” she started up a connection with a New York-based “big celebrity.”

I could go on, but I won’t. It sure seems like the Aubrey O’Day paper trail has been there the whole time.