More Like Frank DUNCE

The famed conservative pollster Frank Luntz is back, and he’s carrying on with the conservative pastime of warring with elevators. Also, uh, something about how socialism is bad.

Ah, yes, a five-star luxury hotel in Austria, that country famous for its hyper-specific, not-actually-socialist politics. Sweden, Norway, Austria—a list that works and makes sense, coming from the mind of a guy who thought he was living the high life while sitting alone in his McMansion slurping a Coke Zero, eating spaghetti, and watching The Newsroom.

Just keep pushing the button, Frank! It’ll work eventually.