What are we reading this morning? Take a look for yourself. Here's a link dump to go with that cup o' joe:
Oh Noes, TV is dying! I picked the wrong time to start a career in the medium!
U.S. Postal Service being sued because their Statue of Liberty stamp used the wrong Statue of Liberty.
Alabama woman shot for not being sad that Alabama lost. Roll Tears!
What kind of disorder does your favorite Sesame Street character have?
Rwanda combating AIDS by promoting self-circumcision.
A single stitch costs how much?! Thanks, Obama.
Buffalo Trace Distillery offering $10,000 reward for stolen Pappy Van Winkle whiskey.
Fidel Martinez is an editor at Fusion.net. He's also a Texas native and a lifelong El Tri fan.