IT’S NATIONAL CAT DAY, BITCH.
Celebrating the fact that we, the great United States of America, have the largest pet cat population in the world (suck on that, China), Uber and the popular meme site Cheezburger joined their Internet forces to answer all your dreams and are literally bring kittens to your office. Using the Uber app, you can buy 15 minutes of kitties in your office for $20.
To bring this miracle to fruition, you only need to open the Uber app and select the “KITTENS!” option (we personally think it should be “KITTENSSSS!!!!!”, but details). The option is available in Seattle, New York and San Francisco, and only from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
So quick, steal your boss’s corporate card and shove everyone with kitten allergies and those annoying colleagues who declare they’re "dog people" into the office supply closet ASAP. Oh, and the $20 will be donated to an animal shelter, which is actually really great.
OK SO BYEEEEE PRODUCTIVITY
*Note we don't actually condone stealing credit cards and locking people in closets, but we do believe it's nice to dream sometimes.