There's a new trailer for season three of Orphan Black. One question: Why does someone always have to be locked in a box on this show?
Actually, I have a million questions. Are the dude clones as messed up as the lady clones? I mean, they obviously have different personalities, but do they have a homicidal one, a mentally unhinged one, a soccer dad one — is it a full set? Or are they all just militarized murder machines? What war is Mrs. S talking about, and is she the one who set Helena up to be snatched? What's up with Ol' Scar Eyes?
I made Helena's machine gun sound my ringtone right away.
Orphan Black comes back to us on April 18, and my questions are only going to get more intense.
Danielle Henderson is a lapsed academic, heavy metal karaoke machine, and culture editor at Fusion. She enjoys thinking about how race, gender, and sexuality shape our cultural narratives, but not in a boring way.