Tim Rogers

DENVER, Colorado‚ÄĒPresidential debates can be heated affairs. The candidates insult each other on stage, and TV viewers yell at the plasma screens mounted in their living rooms.

But the mood was decidedly more chill at the Mile High Lifestyle, a palatial cannabis smoking lounge in downtown Denver, 30 miles from the Republican debate in Boulder. Unfortunately, not even massive amounts of weed could make tonight's debate interesting.

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‚ÄúThis is probably one of the most boring things I‚Äôve ever watched, and I‚Äôve watched a lot of debates,‚ÄĚ said Heberto, a 20-year-old political junkie and one of the five¬†U.C. Boulder students who participated in Fusion's debate watch party, a mixed group of Republicans, Democrats and Independents.

The group watches the Republicans insult each other on TV
Tim Rogers

Heberto, a registered Republican who had been genuinely excited to watch the pre-candidates match wits, could only shake his head in tired exasperation as the debate sputtered to a sad ending. ‚ÄúI don‚Äôt even know what they‚Äôre saying. Money. Taxes. God. It‚Äôs all just sound bites.‚ÄĚ

The other U.C. Boulder students agreed.

‚ÄúThis was supposed to be an intellectual debate, but it‚Äôs pretty depressing," says Fabi√°n, a 19-year-old junior. "And I watch C-Span.‚ÄĚ

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Fabi√°n hits the bong in a futile attempt to make the debate interesting
Tim Rogers

Fabi√°n said none of the 10 candidates said anything he wanted to hear.¬†‚ÄúI‚Äôve never watched a full Republican debate, and frankly this is pretty depressing," he said, pulling on a cigarette. "Their rhetoric isn‚Äôt even controlled.‚ÄĚ

The other students in the watch party agreed that the debate was too¬†heavy on the showmanship, and too light on substance. The issues they wanted to hear about ‚ÄĒincome inequality, free-trade, access to public education, and student loans‚ÄĒdidn't get enough play to satisfy anyone.

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‚ÄúI guess this is what I expected it would be‚ÄĒ personal attacks, attacks on the Democrats, and boasting,‚ÄĚ says¬†Brittani, a 21-year-old senior¬†at U.C. Boulder.

The weed didn't make the debate more engaging, but it did help keep everyone on the level.

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‚ÄúCannabis helps bring it down a bunch of notches,‚ÄĚ says Big J, who along with the 'The Five Brothers'¬†helps run¬†Mile High Lifestyle. ‚ÄúOne thing we can all agree on is our love for cannabis; we‚Äôve all shared a joint or a bag, so we‚Äôre like family and we can talk like family about issues. But this debate is just about one-liners; that‚Äôs what this has devolved to. All that‚Äôs missing is the rim-shot.‚ÄĚ

Big J