“In the fog in the aftermath of a catastrophe like this, the answers are not always immediate,” Abbott said. “But the answers will come by us working together.”

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Then there was Cruz, notorious for his bad-faith political gambits and fealty to far right dogma.

“There have been too damn many of these [shootings]—Texas has seen too many of these,” he said. “In the public policy arena, we need to be doing everything humanly possible to stop this from happening again, to stop violent criminals, to stop them from getting firearms, to stop them from getting access to schools, to incarcerate them when they try to buy firearms.”

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Everything. Humanly. Possible.

What could that mean exactly? I have a few ideas. But Patrick’s plan took the cake.

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“Maybe we need to look into limiting the entrances and exits into our schools, so that we can have law enforcement looking at the people who come in one or two entrances,” Patrick said. “We’re going have to get creative. We’re going to have to think out of the box.”

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Door control! Interesting concept. Wonder what the fire commissioner will think of it.