Only Donald Trump Could Make a Thanksgiving Message This Bad

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Here’s the president reading out a special Thanksgiving message—complete with “tributes” to the troops he’s reportedly too scared to visit, and to people who were killed in violent attacks and natural disasters this year—in the halting monotone a 7-year-old uses when their teacher asks them to read something out loud in class.


He must have been so happy when it was over.

Deputy Editor, Splinter