Our Idiot President Has Some Thoughts on Planes

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On the heels of an Ethiopian Airlines crash that killed all 157 passengers on board, the engineer president floated some ideas about planes this morning: They’re too complicated! Make simpler planes! Also, Albert Einstein was a loser!

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I would bet $100 that Trump has tried and failed to obtain his pilot’s license. Next in his draft tweets: You can’t call flight attendants stewardesses anymore! You can’t even call them “sweet cheeks,” presidential harassment!!

Of course, Dril has basically done it before:

Starting to think this president isn’t so good in the head.

Managing Editor, Splinter