“Your people said that I’ve raised a white flag. Well, Gov. Wolf, let me tell you, between now and Nov. 6, you better put a catcher’s mask on your face, because I’m gonna stomp all over your face with golf spikes, because I’m gonna win this for the state of Pennsylvania,” Wagner rants in the video.


“I’m sick and tired of your negative ads!” he continues. “Enough is enough!”

Wagner, a businessman inclined towards conspiracy theories and climate denying, is another one of the GOP’s terrible crop of candidates challenging elected Democrats in 2018. He is trailing Wolf badly, but honestly, people will probably like this. Such is the world we must live in for the next month before Election Day, and then every day after that.