Problem Solved

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The shutdown is a big problem, and nobody solves problems like the Problem Solvers Caucus, the bipartisan group of congresspeople who always fix everything.

If you were thinking, “hmm, aren’t the Problem Solvers a bunch of center-right morons who spend all their time ineffectually wringing their hands about civility while all of America’s worst challenges go unaddressed and our heinous and unjust system is further entrenched,” you are so wrong, you wrong idiot! Just witness the miracle of Problem Solving that occurred today, when a group of Problem Solvers, including seven Democrats, met with Donald Trump at the White House about the shutdown. How did that go?

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Wow, sounds like a substantive and non-stupid meeting. The shutdown’s over! That was easy. Thanks, Problem Solvers.

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