As you might expect, Sarah Huckabee Sanders had a very normal explanation for Trump’s bloodied hand: He, at 72 years old, was roughhousing with his 12-year-old son Barron.

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“The President was having fun and joking around with his son Barron and scratched his hand,” Sanders told Politico.

Sure thing, Sarah. My geriatric president found himself with a nasty scratch on his hand while joking around with his preteen son. Very likely. I might even subscribe to this explanation if it wasn’t for this photo taken while Trump talked to the press the morning of his departure for the border trip. Trump had clearly hurt his hand before talking with Hannity in Texas but was still bleeding pretty good during the Fox News spot, as evidenced by Hannity’s photo.

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There are many possible explanations for this. Maybe Trump’s a scab picker who broke that thing open while anxiously waiting for his big boy TV moment. Or maybe Barron and his dad got to rough-housing on Air Force One, where the presidential hand got freshly banged up, which would explain the new-looking injury. It also feels uniquely unlikely to picture a man made of fast food actively playing with Barron, but who’s to say!

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What we do know, however, is Trump’s bandage was still visible on Monday, but was “no longer present” later in the day, after Trump’s departure for New Orleans, Politico noted. Bandages? Flights to the South? Trump’s weird bloody hand? Hannity’s matching Band-Aid? Fight club?? Rest assured, we’re on the case.