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Noted white dudes Donald Trump and Nic Pizzollato have more in common than you might think. The real estate magnate turned presidential candidate and the auteur behind HBO's True Detective both display a knack for dialogue that straddles the line between profound and utterly, brain-meltingly baffling. (Okay, mostly just baffling.)

Who said these quotes: a self-important, unrelatable sexist who yells about conspiracies on your TV screen, or a character from True Detective?

Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion's Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.