To the horror of meteorologists and marine biologists everywhere, Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! will premiere on the Syfy (née Sci-Fi) channel next Wednesday, July 22. The original made-for-TV disaster film — in which a waterspout dumps man-eating sharks onto the streets of Los Angeles — became a fast cult favorite following its 2013 debut.
But why stop at Sharknado when the likes of Sharktopus and Malibu Shark Attack are regularly screened on Syfy? The lovably schlocky cable network boasts an extensive back catalog of low-budget, shark-themed B movies.
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Molly Fitzpatrick is senior editor of Fusion's Pop & Culture section. Her interests include movies about movies, TV shows about TV shows, and movies about TV shows, but not so much TV shows about movies.