Timothy Norris

Even if you're not on Twitter or Facebook or Tumblr or YouTube or Snapchat right now to see the feather headdresses and flower crowns and read about the musical performances, there's no escaping the palpable ~vibes~ emitting from the left coast's annual Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival that runs this weekend and next.

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The lineup is sick, the desert is a barren, drought-ridden wasteland beautiful, and if every year before this is any indication, the fan-based cultural appropriation will be just as soul-crushing as ever. Yay!

But what if you're there and you just don't know it yet? Are you sure you're not? Is it possible that you are? Let us help you determine your locale with this simple quiz:

Akilah Hughes is a comedian, YouTuber, and staff writer and producer for Fusion's culture section. You can almost always find her waxing poetic about memes and using too many emojis. 🍕