Disgraced former Fox News host Bill O’Reilly offered his Twitter followers—and now, you at home—a handy lifehack last night for anyone wishing to achieve an instant but extraordinarily painful death: picturing his fetid flesh soaking in the tub.

Nothing eases the stress of watching your career as a bloated racist implode in a mushroom cloud of sexual harassment allegations quite like a nice bath bomb, perhaps with a scented candle or two.

Feeling edgy? Linger.

May God have mercy on your soul.