It’s hard to pick a favorite moment from this, but I’ve done my best to rank them below. You can, and should, let me know how your rankings shake out.

  1. “Ouch! Ouch!”
  2. “We always have marshmallows in Washington.”
  3. “Can we get a stick? Anybody got a stick?”
  4. “No, no, no! Not plastic!”
  5. Kilmeade knocking Doocy’s tiny mallows into the tiny gas fire pit.
  6. Chris Wallace relentlessly roasting the hosts for being “a bunch of dopes” and breaking down the entire setup so brutally and disdainfully that, for a moment, I really liked Chris Wallace!
  7. Gretchen Carson’s repeated attempts to be considered The Grown Up and “talk politics” with Wallace while also participating in whatever ice-house routine was going on
  8. “Everybody’s afraid to cross Wallace because...he’s got his hair parted”
  9. “I don’t want to go out on a Friday as a dope”